Monday, June 29, 2009

Snag A Man Plan #2 - Follow Your Nose

It's A here.
So we all know that athe way to a guy's heart is through his stomach. When I was in college, my roommate and I had a brilliant idea to make this work for us. We collected all the candy our moms had sent us in care packages and created a candy trail from the stairwell to our room. And then we waited for the men to come. And a few did, mostly out of curiosity or hunger, but we'll take what we can get. The only problem was keeping them in our room long enough to strike up a conversation in hopes that they would fall madly in love with us. Needless to say, once the candy was gone, so were the men.

So here's the snag-a-man plan for the modern woman: open windows and a delicious meal simmering in the Crock Pot. It's simple, really. Throw in some tasty ingredients (I'd recommend some kind of meat dish. Men like meat!) and open all the windows so the smell can waft out to your neighbors. If all your neighbors are retired folks, like mine seem to be, then walk very slowly past a fire station, with your Crock Pot in your arms. Then wait for the men to follow their noses right into your kitchen, and subsequently, your heart. But this time have some conversation starters on hand, and of course, cookies just ready to come out of the oven. Your witty comments and mad cooking skills will have him captivated.

And before you know it, you have snagged yourself a man. Be prepared for many more Crock pot meal requests, but hey, cooking is a small price to pay for love.

-A

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