Snag A Man Plan #5 - Sandwich Board Lovin'

It's a proven fact (I'm sure someone, somewhere has proven this through extensive scienctific research) that it's important for women to display their best attributes in order to attract men of the highest caliber. But in this day and age, what exactly is a woman's best feature? Her hair? Eyes? Smile?

I contend that today, our best features may very well be hidden talents and accomplishments that the right guy can't know in one glance. Therefore, A and I have concocted the perfect plan for displaying these features: The Sandwich Board. Long forgotten, this method of announcing the news is about to make a significant comeback.

What you'll need for this plan:

1. A list of your unique qualities. Some suggestions:

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Wants her man to have guy-time

Enjoys watching sports

Debt free

Owns a Wii, plasma tv, home theater, etc.

Great cook

Has a fully stocked kitchen, so wedding registry can consist of games for said Wii

2. A sandwich board on which said qualities can be prominently displayed.

3. A friend to wear said sandwich board on your behalf. The buddy system is crucial here. If you wear it on your own, well, you might look foolish. Instead, let your friend deal with the strange looks around your dream guy. But be prepared. Turn-around is only fair.

So start brainstorming your best qualities now. When you have the top 5, find your board and your buddy and you're set to go.

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