I owe the idea for this plan to my sister-in-law, who recently used it to get out of a ticket. (By the way, I'm so not proposing that you use this idea to get out of tickets. Just to meet a man.)
If by some chance of terrible luck, you get pulled over for speeding, failing to stop at a red light, or some other minor traffic infraction, you can turn it around with a couple bats of your long lashes and a brilliant smile.
To be successful, first, make sure that your officer is of the opposite sex. Then confirm that they're unmarried. Then start flirting.
Rachel on Friends made the move famous with her "Officer Handsome" episode. But she didn't follow through. Her sights were too low--getting out of a ticket. Set your sights high. Give him your card if he has any questions. Wink, wink. Shoot him a smile and a sweet "thank you." Nudge, nudge.
Your next traffic stop could mean a big fine. Or everlasting love!
-L
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